I was in the supermarket, and I was waiting in line with two shopping carts full of groceries.
This guy got in line behind me, and all he had was a jar of spaghetti sauce and some pasta.
He kept checking his watch and looking at my two full carts, trying to hint for me to let him go ahead of me.
I just ignored him awhile, then I turned around and said, 'Hey man, if that's all you have is those two items,
then you should just go ahead and do some more shopping because I'm going to be awhile.'