Bartering Australian style.
This morning I was in luck, and was able to buy two slabs of VB beer cheap at ALDI.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at a servo, where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the booze, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, her bra-less boobs nigh on falling out her skimpy top,
and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" ...
I thought for a few seconds then asked,
"What kinda beer ya got?"