Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet you when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death.
"I just managed to climb out of the car just before it fell over the cliff crashing hundreds of feet below and exploded."
Sam continued, "Mary drove me to the hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs."
There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, "Who the hell is Mary?"