Jess loved to date musicians
One night, she had a date with a trumpeter.
When she returned home, her housemate asked 'So was the trumpeter a potential keeper?'
'No' replied Jess 'His lips were so tight and dry. He was no fun to kiss'
The next night, she has a date with a tubist.
Again, Jess returns home, and her housemate asks 'Was the tubist a potential keeper?'
'No' replied Jess 'His lips were fat and slobbery. He was gross to kiss'
The next night, she has a date with a French horn player.
As usual, she returns home and her housemate asks how the French horn player was.
'Meh, he was okay to kiss' said Jess 'But I
LOVED the way he held me...'