Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5579274 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8800 on:** August 22, 2018, 06:48:10 PM »

www/conjunctivitis.com – now there's a site for sore eyes..

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8801 on:** August 22, 2018, 06:56:13 PM »

Did you hear about the dwarf that competed in the long jump at the Olympics?

Seems he fell a little short.

Dwarves on the street never get mugged.

No one would ever stoop so low.

A dwarf threw a birthday party for a hundred of his 'vertically challenged' friends...

It was just a little get-together.

Bodø · « **Reply #8802 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:14:39 PM »

Six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8803 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:15:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8804 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:18:07 PM »

Would a midget with autism be a weetard?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8805 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:19:33 PM »

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out.

That’s short notice!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8806 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:22:24 PM »

A psychic midget has escaped from prison.

Police are hunting for a small medium at large.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8807 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:25:01 PM »

A dwarf was evicted from the sports team, because he was always sticking his nose into other peoples business.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8808 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:54:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8809 on:** August 22, 2018, 07:59:53 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8810 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:20:29 PM »

In Los Angeles, an elementary school is in hot water because they allowed a porn star to read to a group of first and third graders.

The people who are angriest about it are the second graders.

Gadget · « **Reply #8811 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:28:01 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8812 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:28:17 PM »

She rings husband: "I'm on the way home from work, please run me some hot water, and don't forget the bubbles?"

So he did.... what a loving hubby.....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8813 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:29:11 PM »

Too true, Gary

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8814 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:32:42 PM »

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’

So we stopped playing chess.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8815 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:37:10 PM »

What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8816 on:** August 22, 2018, 08:43:20 PM »

I met this really short baker called Peter the other day.
He was telling me all about baking flatbreads.
It was fascinating.
I love the Pita patter of tiny Pete.

My friend is really sensitive about his lack of height.
It’s best not to tease him about though, or he’ll punch you in the knee.

The key to writing midget jokes is keeping them short.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8817 on:** August 22, 2018, 09:02:51 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8818 on:** August 22, 2018, 09:09:36 PM »

I rang a friend of mine and inquired what he was doing?
He told me that he is working on Aqua-Thermal treatment of ceramic, aluminium, and stainless steel,
under a constrained environment.

I was impressed.

Found out later that the translation of the above, is that he was washing the dishes under the supervision of his wife.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8819 on:** August 22, 2018, 10:01:55 PM »

If Prime Ministers were biscuits, it's about time we had a creme filled one...
I for one am sick of the dried crackers we have had for the past few years.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8820 on:** August 23, 2018, 03:33:50 AM »

3.30 am, 4 degrees. With wind chill, minus 2.
Sprinkle of rain we had earlier has frozen on the ground.

Brock · « **Reply #8821 on:** August 23, 2018, 06:50:29 AM »

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rain we had earlier has frozen on the ground.

Better stay curled up with the cats, it may get cold

Bodø · « **Reply #8822 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:14:09 AM »

Really? I pulled out my summer riding gear yesterday.

NTRebel · « **Reply #8823 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:46:27 AM »

Morning Kev good to see you"re still having such nice riding weather.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8824 on:** August 23, 2018, 10:06:02 AM »

10 am and I have just turned the 'lecky blanket off, got out of bed, and fed the cats.
Hmmm, Thursday... better get mobile, as I have some visitors coming soon.

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