Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3314967 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9951 on:** December 02, 2018, 07:31:42 PM »

You know, I could really be a 'morning person', if the morning started around midday...?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9952 on:** December 02, 2018, 08:10:19 PM »

When Bill Clinton left the White House, he was recognised globally as the President after Bush.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9953 on:** December 02, 2018, 08:14:08 PM »

Donald Trumps wife forced him to run for the Presidency, so that she could be called 'The first Lady' instead of the third wife.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9954 on:** December 03, 2018, 12:16:24 AM »

The price we pay for technology. We should have those Yank wind farms closed down.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9955 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:37:30 AM »

One of the drawbacks of being a football umpire.

Official rule books are not printed in Braille.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9956 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:46:48 AM »

Low budget Birthday Cake.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9957 on:** December 03, 2018, 04:08:29 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9958 on:** December 03, 2018, 05:48:21 AM »

Age is not a particularly interesting subject, anyone can get old.

All you have to do is live long enough.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9959 on:** December 04, 2018, 01:25:42 PM »

Back again, after an overnight stay at the hospital. All ok, just an upsurge of a previously existing problem.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9960 on:** December 04, 2018, 01:27:30 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9961 on:** December 04, 2018, 01:31:34 PM »

Someone who speaks several languages is a multi linguist.

A person who speaks two languages is bi-lingual.

One who speaks only one language is probably a politician, and he only gibbers crap anyway.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9962 on:** December 04, 2018, 01:38:09 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9963 on:** December 04, 2018, 01:40:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9964 on:** December 04, 2018, 01:52:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9965 on:** December 04, 2018, 02:00:42 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9966 on:** December 04, 2018, 04:09:07 PM »

After receiving his medication from the pharmacist, the customer asks, "Are these time release pills?"

The pharmacist replies, "Yes. They begin to work after your checque clears."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9967 on:** December 04, 2018, 07:25:03 PM »

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

The score?

Endless love...

Shillas · « **Reply #9968 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:00:55 PM »

Quote from: Brock on November 26, 2015, 06:07:58 PM

So have at it Kev

Brock, going back to the start of this thread, is this one of your biggest regrets?

Bodø · « **Reply #9969 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:02:49 PM »

Then again, it's part II so I guess there was a predecessor.

Shillas · « **Reply #9970 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:08:26 PM »

If part II, some concerns even then?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9971 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:17:15 PM »

I scrapped the first one after 12 months, as I thought it was of little interest.

But I had so many phone calls and emails and personal messages to the contrary, that Brock opened a new thread, hence Mark II.
This thread has generated an average of 230 hits per day over the past 3 years.

Shillas · « **Reply #9972 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:33:16 PM »

And there are at least a few (many) good laughs on every page Kev. We thank you for that. Just wondering if Brock had any reservations. He can send to norty corner a bit & be a bit strict. I'll take myself off to the norty corner again.

Actually, we need a heading to the norty corner emoji

Brock · « **Reply #9973 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:34:23 PM »

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Brock, going back to the start of this thread, is this one of your biggest regrets?

Maybe, but it keeps Kev off the streets and give him something to do. I do keep a close eye on him and so far he has been a goodish boy. (dont tell him but)

Shillas · « **Reply #9974 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:38:56 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 04, 2018, 07:25:03 PM

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

The score?

Endless love...

Wasn't that Lionel Richie?

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Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3314967 times)

Bodø