Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3314986 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9975 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:44:52 PM »

Here's your very own norty corner emoji, Michael. I made this one many many moons ago.

Shillas · « **Reply #9976 on:** December 04, 2018, 09:53:51 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 04, 2018, 09:44:52 PM

Here's your very own norty corner emoji, Michael. I made this one many many moons ago.

How do I ( & the rest of us) use it?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9977 on:** December 04, 2018, 10:11:42 PM »

create a freebie acct at https://imgbb.com/

Drag and drop the picture/animation/photo into the page. Select 'Upload'

select 'viewer links'

Search for and click the embed code, bbcode full , and paste into the forum.

code looks similar to this.. Has brackets and the word img each end of the link, which also has the name of the image file enclosed.
Just copy and past the code into the forum

Brock · « **Reply #9978 on:** December 04, 2018, 11:01:28 PM »

Or I can just pop it into the gallery with the rest of em

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9979 on:** December 04, 2018, 11:05:39 PM »

Thats easy

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9980 on:** December 05, 2018, 12:21:47 AM »

Thanks, Brock.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9981 on:** December 05, 2018, 04:37:21 AM »

End of an era. This morning at 4am I lost my bed partner of the past 12 years.
Best cat I ever shared my home with.
Very distressing.

Shillas · « **Reply #9982 on:** December 05, 2018, 04:49:27 AM »

STeveo · « **Reply #9983 on:** December 05, 2018, 06:20:40 AM »

So sad when one loses a long time pet. They become part of your household and leave an empty space when they're gone. Chin up Kev.

Brock · « **Reply #9984 on:** December 05, 2018, 06:53:11 AM »

That would be heart breaking Kev, I have no doubt your cat will still be watching.

ppopeye · « **Reply #9985 on:** December 05, 2018, 07:34:39 AM »

No good Kev. They leave a bit of a hole in us when they go.

Jdbiker · « **Reply #9986 on:** December 05, 2018, 07:43:58 AM »

Sorry to hear this Kev

RIP Kitty

Wild Rose · « **Reply #9987 on:** December 05, 2018, 08:33:14 AM »

RIP. sorry to hear Kev

Sad day in the Murphy household
Pets are definitely part of the family

hobs · « **Reply #9988 on:** December 05, 2018, 09:26:05 AM »

Sorry to hear the loss of your pet. Cats are special pets. Dogs have family, cats have staff.

Gadget · « **Reply #9989 on:** December 05, 2018, 05:59:48 PM »

Sorry to hear Kev.

All the more lecky blanky for you.

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

richo · « **Reply #9990 on:** December 05, 2018, 08:14:23 PM »

Sorry to hear Kev. It is really bad when this happens

Flip · « **Reply #9991 on:** December 06, 2018, 12:17:43 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 05, 2018, 04:37:21 AM

End of an era. This morning at 4am I lost my bed partner of the past 12 years.
Best cat I ever shared my home with.
Very distressing.

Thinking of you and wishing you moments of peace and comfort as you remember a dear friend who was so close to you.

Flip.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9992 on:** December 07, 2018, 09:42:48 AM »

There was a woman who was very upset to find that she was pregnant, because she had used her diaphragm EXACTLY as she had been told.

She carefully inspected it for damage each evening, applied the spermicide, placed it, wore it all night, then took it out in the morning, cleaned it, and put it away.

... and then her husband arrived home from night shift.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9993 on:** December 07, 2018, 12:22:45 PM »

A man admitted his frail, elderly mother into an elderly care hospice. "I hope the nurses look after you, mum." he said, and left.

After a while, the old lady slowly leans to one side, so 2 nurses help her back up.
Half an hour later, she slips to the other side, so the same nurses sit her up straight again.

Later, when the woman's son came to see how she's doing, he asked, "Have the nurses been treating you well?"
"Well,yes," whispered his mum. "But they won't let me fart!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9994 on:** December 07, 2018, 05:06:47 PM »

ALDI takes the 'worth' out of Woolworths.

Lets see now.. I need bread and milk today. Do I drive round in circles to find a reasonably close parking space,
then walk all the way to the far diagonal back corner of Woolies to get milk, and then grab a loaf of bread
on the way back to the register,... and then stuff around to find my card just to earn 11 loyalty points for an $11 bill?
(5 and a half cents discount)
Can 'cash in' on these savings when I earn 2000 points, for a $10 rebate. That is, spend $2000 dollars for a $10 rebate.

... Or ...do I park at the door at Aldi, walk just behind the checkout to get bread and milk, then pay only $9.85
for the lot (instantly saving a dollar and 15 cents off Woolies price, basically a free loaf of bread next week, plus change)

Not exactly rocket science, is it?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9995 on:** December 07, 2018, 05:22:42 PM »

Their first day at a resort, a bloke and his wife decided to hit the beach.
When he returned to their room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making the bed.
He grabbed the cooler and was on his way out when he paused and asked, "Can we drink beer on the beach?"
"Sure," she said, "Sounds great, but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9996 on:** December 07, 2018, 11:59:09 PM »

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger.

In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling.
Yeah, that, and living in different cities and not seeing each other helped too.

Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

Flip · « **Reply #9997 on:** December 08, 2018, 01:20:26 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 07, 2018, 11:59:09 PM

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger.

In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling.
Yeah, that, and living in different cities and not seeing each other helped too.

Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

So true - -

Flip

Bodø · « **Reply #9998 on:** December 08, 2018, 03:31:12 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 07, 2018, 11:59:09 PM

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger.

In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling.
Yeah, that, and living in different cities and not seeing each other helped too.

Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9999 on:** December 08, 2018, 07:12:56 AM »

Trump announced he will refuse his salary as President and will work for free.

I believe he is worth every penny.

It's just another tax avoidance, he is well practised at that.

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