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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #7500 on: May 15, 2018, 05:23:49 AM »
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« Reply #7501 on: May 15, 2018, 05:37:52 AM »
Two dogs are walking along a street.
They are passed by a third dog driving a truck load of logs.
One turned to the other and said: "He started by fetching a stick, and built up his business from there."
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« Reply #7502 on: May 15, 2018, 05:43:13 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #7503 on: May 15, 2018, 05:46:33 AM »
5.45 am, and it's raining again.  Another day to enjoy a warm bed.
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« Reply #7504 on: May 15, 2018, 06:11:12 AM »
A friend of mine complains that his internet is so slow, he could get a faster response by flying to Google head office and asking them direct.
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« Reply #7505 on: May 15, 2018, 08:20:56 AM »
Never tell a woman that her place is in the kitchen.

That's where the knives are kept.
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« Reply #7506 on: May 15, 2018, 07:48:11 PM »
Irish toast  :beer

May the wind at your back not be the result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch.
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« Reply #7507 on: May 15, 2018, 07:50:22 PM »
Pat and Mike were doing some street repairs in front of a known house of ill repute in Boston. A Jewish Rabbi came walking down the street, looked the left, looked to right, and ducked into the house. Pat paused a bit from swinging his pick and said "Mike...will you look at that! A man of the cloth, and going into a place like that in broad daylight!". A bit later, a Baptist minister came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and scurried into the house. Mike laid down his shovel, turned to Pat and said "Pat! Are you seeing what I'm seeing? A man of the Church, and he's giving that place his custom!" Just then, a Catholic Priest came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and slipped into the bawdy house. Pat and Mike straightened up, removed their hats, and Mike says "Faith, and there must be somebody sick in there."
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« Reply #7508 on: May 15, 2018, 07:52:24 PM »
Young O'Donnell rushed into a church, placed his rifle under a pew and entered the confessional. "Father," he said breathlessly, "I've just shot down two British lieutenants!" Hearing no response he went on: "I also knocked off a British captain!" When there was still no response from the priest, O'Donnell said, "Father, have ye fainted?" "Of course I haven't fainted," replied the confessor. "I'm waitin' for you to stop talkin' politics and commence confessin' your sins!"
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« Reply #7509 on: May 15, 2018, 08:08:07 PM »
A terrorist hijacked a 747 aircraft full of lawyers, and threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #7510 on: May 15, 2018, 08:33:26 PM »
Pat and Mike were doing some street repairs in front of a known house of ill repute in Boston. A Jewish Rabbi came walking down the street, looked the left, looked to right, and ducked into the house. Pat paused a bit from swinging his pick and said "Mike...will you look at that! A man of the cloth, and going into a place like that in broad daylight!". A bit later, a Baptist minister came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and scurried into the house. Mike laid down his shovel, turned to Pat and said "Pat! Are you seeing what I'm seeing? A man of the Church, and he's giving that place his custom!" Just then, a Catholic Priest came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and slipped into the bawdy house. Pat and Mike straightened up, removed their hats, and Mike says "Faith, and there must be somebody sick in there."

A choir boy perhaps?
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« Reply #7511 on: May 16, 2018, 04:37:16 PM »
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« Reply #7516 on: May 17, 2018, 09:26:06 AM »
50 shades for men.

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« Reply #7518 on: May 17, 2018, 10:59:08 AM »
Whatever happened to her and the hair dresser?🤓
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« Reply #7519 on: May 17, 2018, 11:51:29 AM »
Who really cares, anyway?   :grin

 She made her mark by increasing the PMs wages from 228k to over 500k per year while she cracked the whip.
... and now collects more in extended perks per year than previous PMs were ever paid while in office.
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« Reply #7520 on: May 17, 2018, 11:54:31 AM »
Hm? That bears some thought ... instead of retiring deposed PMs, if we shot them instead?

Think of the savings to taxpayers!
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« Reply #7521 on: May 17, 2018, 11:57:55 AM »
Or even better, take away their non-contributary super funds, and make them line up at Centrelink to register for unemployment, the same as the rest of the nation.
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« Reply #7523 on: May 18, 2018, 06:46:49 AM »
How to create confusion.

Cut a round Pizza into triangles, and put it into a square box for delivery.

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