Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5861061 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7825 on:** June 18, 2018, 06:36:28 PM »

Marriage can make a man dizzy.

As soon as I got a wife, my bank balance fell.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7826 on:** June 19, 2018, 01:11:51 AM »

Seems that Donald and Kim swapped a few ideas at their recent meeting.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7827 on:** June 19, 2018, 01:20:57 AM »

The ex called me and asked "Do you have a date for New Years Eve?"

I said "Yep!.. December 31st!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7828 on:** June 19, 2018, 03:09:05 AM »

There is a new political movement in Australia.
The Depharque Party are infiltrating all current groups.

Many Aussies are imploring Turnbull and Shorten to combine their efforts and get Depharque out of Canberra.

Bodø Glimt · « **Reply #7829 on:** June 19, 2018, 08:33:31 AM »

I hope Brock sends himself to the norty corner for swearing.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7830 on:** June 19, 2018, 02:11:35 PM »

Shillas · « **Reply #7831 on:** June 19, 2018, 02:24:43 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on June 15, 2018, 09:00:25 AM

(except the Nigerian scammers)

~~Nigerian~~ South Australian Liberal senator Lucy Gichuhi has told a Kenyan television program that her $200,000 salary is "not a lot of money" in Australia.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7832 on:** June 19, 2018, 07:04:03 PM »

Der Shermans haf a name for zis cold wezzer, zey call it vargen.

I agree mit dem ... it's vargen cold!

Jdbiker · « **Reply #7833 on:** June 19, 2018, 07:42:14 PM »

Fargin icyholes

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7834 on:** June 19, 2018, 07:59:23 PM »

How to catch a polar bear.

Bears love peas. Dig a hole in the ice, sprinkle peas around it, and hide nearby.

When a bear stops for a pea, kick him in the icehole.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7835 on:** June 19, 2018, 11:08:35 PM »

11 pm, and 3 degrees outside. This is Portland Victoria, not Portland Oregon!
At least its 10 degrees warmer there, even if they are only 300km from the Canadian border.

Tell me more about this 'global warming' lie??

NTRebel · « **Reply #7836 on:** June 19, 2018, 11:24:21 PM »

Top of the morning Kev I see it's nice and hot down there I can send you some snow if you want.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7837 on:** June 19, 2018, 11:27:36 PM »

I think I will convert my fridge to reverse cycle, throw out the shelves and install a chair so I have somewhere warm to sit.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7838 on:** June 19, 2018, 11:30:30 PM »

Hey Paul, at least it's 5.3 there at the Alice right now, and that's double the temp here

Wild Rose · « **Reply #7839 on:** June 20, 2018, 07:15:55 AM »

3 in Toowoomba, it was 2.1 the last 2 mornings temperature got to 12 yesterday
It is surpost to warm up a bit by the weekend

Bodø Glimt · « **Reply #7840 on:** June 20, 2018, 07:42:19 AM »

Pfft... cold is when you have to eat your sandwiches before they freeze.

NTRebel · « **Reply #7841 on:** June 20, 2018, 08:46:28 AM »

Bodo you wouldn't be able to eat them before they froze would you.

Bodø Glimt · « **Reply #7842 on:** June 20, 2018, 09:49:11 AM »

I prefer rice.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7843 on:** June 20, 2018, 06:40:48 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7844 on:** June 20, 2018, 06:44:53 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7845 on:** June 20, 2018, 06:46:51 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7846 on:** June 20, 2018, 07:08:50 PM »

Thats life ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7847 on:** June 20, 2018, 07:22:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7848 on:** June 20, 2018, 08:55:00 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7849 on:** June 20, 2018, 09:06:02 PM »

I crossbred a parrot with a woodpecker, and now I have a bird that chatters in morse code.

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