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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #12850 on: June 14, 2019, 09:05:02 AM »
She was agitated, so I said:

"Sorry, I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just searching for the mute."
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« Reply #12851 on: June 14, 2019, 09:11:56 AM »
I saw a woman talking to her dog. She obviously thinks it can understand her.

I came home and told my cats about her, and we all had a great laugh.
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« Reply #12852 on: June 14, 2019, 09:20:20 AM »
She tried that smokey eyed, sultry vixen look on me.

Didn't work.

She reminded me of a Panda coming home from an all-nighter at the pub.
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« Reply #12853 on: June 14, 2019, 09:26:41 AM »
Potatoes.

Can be made into mash, french fries, chips, or vodka.

Its like the other vegetables aren't even trying?
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« Reply #12854 on: June 14, 2019, 09:36:28 AM »
DId you know, that on the Canary Islands, there is not a single canary?


... And on the Virgin Isles? 

Same thing!

There's no canaries there, either.
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« Reply #12855 on: June 14, 2019, 09:38:03 AM »
Camping. The art of spending a small fortune so that you can live like a homeless person, but with more comfort.
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« Reply #12856 on: June 14, 2019, 12:00:46 PM »
Remember the three wise monkeys? (Speak no evil, See no evil, hear no evil)
They have now been joined by a fourth ... speaks to nobody, sees nobody, hears nobody.
- Spends all day playing App games.

 
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« Reply #12857 on: June 14, 2019, 03:19:45 PM »
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« Reply #12858 on: June 14, 2019, 04:24:29 PM »
STUPID VODAPHONE!  :angry-old-man-smiley-emoticon

Offering me international roaming, for 'ONLY' an extra $5 per day!

1) I am not a Vodaphone customer.
2) I have no intention of going overseas.
3) I don't make $5 worth of phonecalls/texts in a MONTH!

BLOODY TELEMARKETERS!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #12859 on: June 14, 2019, 06:00:59 PM »
I saw a woman talking to her dog. She obviously thinks it can understand her.

I came home and told my cats about her, and we all had a great laugh.

 :rofl
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« Reply #12860 on: June 14, 2019, 06:05:46 PM »
I told the voices in my head about both of you and we all had a good laugh.
 
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« Reply #12861 on: June 14, 2019, 06:49:13 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #12862 on: June 14, 2019, 07:14:07 PM »
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I told the voices in my head about both of you and we all had a good laugh.

I had a big fight with my voices, now they are sulking, havent heard anything from them for a couple of weeks. It awfully quiet in here..

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« Reply #12863 on: June 14, 2019, 07:17:06 PM »
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« Reply #12864 on: June 14, 2019, 09:09:45 PM »
Oh what I would do for a quiet house.
 
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« Reply #12865 on: June 14, 2019, 11:38:01 PM »
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« Reply #12866 on: June 15, 2019, 02:36:24 PM »
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« Reply #12867 on: June 16, 2019, 05:00:46 AM »
In Febuary 1972 I bought a brand new HQ Holden Kingswood auto, complete with Taxi Pack (roof light, meter, company custom colours etc, fitted with aircon, (which was not standard in those days)
Total cost was $3,280.
Looking at car prices today, and a second-hand car of that model sells for 30 to 35 thousand dollars!
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« Reply #12868 on: June 16, 2019, 05:10:17 AM »
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« Reply #12869 on: June 16, 2019, 05:10:40 AM »
In Febuary 1972 I bought a brand new HQ Holden Kingswood auto, complete with Taxi Pack (roof light, meter, company custom colours etc, fitted with aircon, (which was not standard in those days)
Total cost was $3,280.
Looking at car prices today, and a second-hand car of that model sells for 30 to 35 thousand dollars!

You're not taking the kingswood.
 
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« Reply #12870 on: June 16, 2019, 12:17:13 PM »
(Sung to the tune of 'Puff the Magic Dragon)

Trump the tragic pagan,

Lived a life of 'ME!'

He vowed and declared that he would rule,

"THATS FAKE!" he declared with glee....
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« Reply #12871 on: June 16, 2019, 12:59:38 PM »
MUCHAS GRASSY-ASS!

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« Reply #12872 on: June 16, 2019, 01:02:41 PM »
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« Reply #12873 on: June 16, 2019, 01:21:33 PM »
They're ba-aack!

Date & Time 2019-06-16 11:00:00
Location Cape Nelson, PORTLAND
Type of Whale Southern Right Whale
Comments 2 Southern Right whales sighted off Cape Nelson, heading easterly, PORTLAND


Date & Time 2019-06-16 13:00:00
Location Cape Grant (Quarry Gates) PORTLAND
Type of Whale Humpback Whale
Comments 2 Humpback whales sighted off Cape Grant (Quarry Gates Road), heading easterly, PORTLAND


Date & Time 2019-06-16 13:20:00
Location Wade Street Lookout - PORTLAND
Type of Whale Southern Right Whale
Comments 2 Southern Right whales sighted off Whalers Bluff (whale viewing platform Wade Street) heading in a southerly direction towards Lee Breakwater. PORTLAND
 

 
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« Reply #12874 on: June 16, 2019, 02:55:53 PM »
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