Over the past couple of months I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into the local mall for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience:
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 22-25 year-old women come over to your car as you are packing your shopping bags into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windscreen; their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip; they'll say No, and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case K-Mart. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing until both are completely naked.
Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, kissing you, hugging you, and twerking in your face while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, and 10th, twice on the 17th, and 23rd. Again it happened on July the 1st and 2nd, and then twice yesterday.
So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. K Mart has cheap wallets on sale for $1.99 each but Target wallets are only $1.75 and look a lot better.
