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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13275 on:** August 10, 2019, 05:03:13 AM »

That's cold enough to freeze the nuts off a tractor.

Jdbiker · « **Reply #13276 on:** August 10, 2019, 09:47:28 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 10, 2019, 12:30:03 AM

BRRRRRR! 12.30 am

Portland 3.8°C
Feels Like minus 2°C

What you doing roaming the streets of Portland at 12.30 am? Beanie heist?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13277 on:** August 10, 2019, 09:52:59 AM »

I only went outside for 30 seconds to check the rain gauge and temperature.

Gadget · « **Reply #13278 on:** August 10, 2019, 01:53:07 PM »

It's a struggle I tells ya!

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13279 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:04:27 PM »

2 pm

Portland 10.8°C
Feels Like 4.4°C

This is the same temperature as inside my fridge at this minute.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13280 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:07:36 PM »

The sun is current shining through a gap in the clouds here, but the roadway is still wet from a squally hail shower less than an hour ago.
3 mm of rain/hail since 9am, which is a lot less than the past few days.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13281 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:33:39 PM »

2.30 pm So much for the hole-in-the-cloud sunshine, its raining again.

Ignore the time stamp on the photo, its an hour fast.

Bodø · « **Reply #13282 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:35:27 PM »

Why do you have it in summer time? You day of summer is not due for several months now. What day is it this year?

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #13283 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:37:24 PM »

Wrong year too....

NTRebel · « **Reply #13284 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:48:11 PM »

That's funny Kev I can't feel any rain.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13285 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:48:41 PM »

This camera is sort of semi-literate, and set its own time when I bought it.
Haven't yet figured out how to change the time.

Summer last year was on a Wednesday, not sure yet what week day it will be this year

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13286 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:50:00 PM »

Hey Paul, I can't feel it either... guess its something to do with being inside with doors and windows closed ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13287 on:** August 10, 2019, 02:51:17 PM »

Quote from: ruSTynutz on August 10, 2019, 02:37:24 PM

Wrong year too....

You mean its NOT 1531?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13288 on:** August 10, 2019, 03:08:04 PM »

3.05pm Sunshine again, another hole in the clouds

At this rate of change, we are probably due for snow before 6pm.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13289 on:** August 10, 2019, 03:17:06 PM »

3.15 pm... It has just started raining again.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13290 on:** August 10, 2019, 08:05:27 PM »

Tomorrows weather forecast.

8am. Rain, sunshine, clear skies with heavy overcast and hail, and mild calm winds with heavy gusts.

9am. Repeat ....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13291 on:** August 10, 2019, 08:08:32 PM »

I confused a friend of a friend today.

He asked my age?

I replied "I have been 64 for almost eight years now!"

NTRebel · « **Reply #13292 on:** August 10, 2019, 10:29:54 PM »

I see the typical Victorian weather hasn't changed since I left.

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 10, 2019, 08:05:27 PM

Tomorrows weather forecast.

8am. Rain, sunshine, clear skies with heavy overcast and hail, and mild calm winds with heavy gusts.

9am. Repeat ....

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #13293 on:** August 11, 2019, 12:47:45 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 10, 2019, 02:51:17 PM

Quote from: ruSTynutz on August 10, 2019, 02:37:24 PM
Wrong year too....

You mean its NOT 1531?

FIXED IT FOR YA...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13294 on:** August 11, 2019, 01:03:57 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13295 on:** August 11, 2019, 01:29:57 AM »

Inspirational foods ... Depending on what day of the week.

Didn't know what to eat Chooseday?, had hot chips Fryday, pretty obvious what todays meal will be.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13296 on:** August 11, 2019, 10:00:31 AM »

The reason I hate watching TV.

Advertising.

Channel 7 had a movie on last night... it took 2 hours and 54 minutes to broadcast.

I have that movie in my collection, and its only 2 hours and 3 minutes duration, including all the credits.

... thats 51 minutes of adverts, or five minutes of adverts for every ten minutes of movie.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13297 on:** August 11, 2019, 10:12:33 AM »

Another cold morning...

10am and its (supposedly, according to the news report) 9 degrees, in reality (according to the weather station outside) it is zero degrees.

There's a rumour that we may reach double-figures today?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13298 on:** August 11, 2019, 10:15:57 AM »

A Frenchman was showing off his yacht collection to a tourist
Frenchman: "This one is called Un, this one Deux, this one Trois, Quatre, Six, Se--"

Tourist: "Hold on, why is there no number 5?"

Frenchman: "It Cinq"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #13299 on:** August 11, 2019, 10:21:08 AM »

Trump invited the Pope on his yacht...

The wind blew the Popes hat off into the ocean, so the Swiss guard and the secret service jump in trying to recover it, but the current swept them away.

So Trump says "I got it!", jumped overboard and walked across the water to retrieve the hat, and bring it back to the Pope.

CNN's headline the next day was "Trump Can't Swim!"

News:

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