A Blonde Walks into Subway...
She orders a simple footlong sandwich and goes to the register.
"That'll be $6.70," says the cashier.
The blonde tries to use the chip on her card, but it doesn't work.
So she tries it again, and still nothing.
Finally she tries to swipe and it does nothing.
The cashier is annoyed at this struggle. "Go ahead and take it for free," he says.
The blonde is so happy, that she pulls out a 10 dollar bill, leaves it in the tip jar and walks out.