Two TV wine tasters trying to out do each other
Food and drink show on TV doing a wine feature with 2 tasters being given a blind tasting.
Both hate each other, and are desperate to show off and out-do each other
The first taster takes a sip and says "Oh this is clearly French, from the Rhone Valley"
The second cuts across him to say "Well, obviously, it's a Cote Du Rhone, you can taste the Grenache, unmistakable"
"Ah" says the first "it's not just a Cote Du Rhone, its clearly Chateauneuf Du Pape, and if I'm not mistaken it's from Chateau Rayas"
"Of course its obviously from The Rayas Estate" says the second taster in reply "The North facing vineyard, to the eastern side. Quite clearly"
Determined not to be out done by his rival, the first taster takes another sip and slurps it carefully while he thinks of something more to say ... "And Jaques has been peeing on the vines again"
After swallowing his sip and without missing a beat, the second taster says "... and he's back on the brandy, too"