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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #8975 on: September 03, 2018, 06:31:49 PM »
News poll shows 43% of Voters wish that
the smirking assassin would just rack off!


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« Reply #8976 on: September 03, 2018, 06:41:20 PM »
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through."
He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining,
"I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them."
The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there, stopped, turned around and walked back and said: "Small world, isn't it?."

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« Reply #8977 on: September 03, 2018, 07:08:07 PM »
Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"
Sister Catherine's eyes grew wide and she shreiked, "What did you say?!"
"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed.
Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! ... I thought you said 'A Protestant'!"

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« Reply #8978 on: September 03, 2018, 09:51:32 PM »
My bathrobe was a 'bit tatty', I decided to replace it with a new one today.

As I dumped the old one in the trash, I got to thinking about the age of it?

I bought it at Myers Melbourne store, before moving to Qld, and subsequently back south to Portland.

So that means that I aquired it somewhere between 1976 and 1980, it was around 40 years old!
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« Reply #8979 on: September 03, 2018, 09:58:56 PM »
Almost as young as you eh Kev. :grin :grin :grin

My bathrobe was a 'bit tatty', I decided to replace it with a new one today.

As I dumped the old one in the trash, I got to thinking about the age of it?

I bought it at Myers Melbourne store, before moving to Qld, and subsequently back south to Portland.

So that means that I aquired it somewhere between 1976 and 1980, it was around 40 years old!
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« Reply #8980 on: September 03, 2018, 10:02:28 PM »
Scary to think that was more than half my age, Paul.
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« Reply #8981 on: September 04, 2018, 05:46:02 AM »
Things just don't last these days Kev.

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« Reply #8982 on: September 04, 2018, 05:48:00 AM »
Sure seems that way, Gary.
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« Reply #8983 on: September 04, 2018, 08:02:11 AM »
Crazy cold weather here. Frosty.
8am and it's still only 3 degrees, wind chill drops it below zero.
At least its not raining.

... Yet.

Showers expected tomorrow.

Whatever happened to the so-called 'global warming' they've been spruiking?
Roll on summer ... last year it was on a Thursday?
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« Reply #8984 on: September 04, 2018, 08:29:24 AM »
I thought here was colder than yesterday on the daily commute .  The kwaka said 4°C.
 
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« Reply #8985 on: September 04, 2018, 10:45:22 AM »
Another 'Blast from the past'

Back in late 70's 2 Sig Regt was on a 3 week exercise, and as we were in a remote location there was no opportunity to purchase any extra grub.
We had to rely on ration packs for the entire 3 weeks, which tends to be a tad boring, and many of the guys complained at the size of the minimalistic basic meals.

When we returned to Melbourne, my mate Terry and I went to our favourite Pizza restaurant in Carlton.

We seated ourslves, and the waiter asked for our order.
Terry said "Family size pizza, four seasons, extra cheese and salami!"
(The 'Family' size pizza in this restaurant was a 27 inch thick crust monster!)
As the waiter turned to go, I said ".... and I will have a Family size meatlovers, with extra cheese!"
The guy, open mouthed, almost fell over backwards!
Then he moved us to a larger 6 seater table, where there was sufficient room to put both pizzas on the table.

We sat there and ate the entire meal over the next 2 and a half hours. (with several drinks to assist washing it down)
I think that all members of the staff snuck out to witness our massive pigout.  :grin
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« Reply #8986 on: September 04, 2018, 09:59:14 PM »
This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis.
After the second week, he made his move.
"No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult?" the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, my husband is absolutely furious about it."
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« Reply #8987 on: September 05, 2018, 04:54:57 AM »
Australia is the land of opportunity.

Everybody can become a taxpayer.

We are now in a daze from intaxication.
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« Reply #8988 on: September 05, 2018, 05:00:59 AM »
A politician is a man who never met a tax that he didn't try to hike.

Wouldn't it be great if politicians would fight poverty with something besides taxes?



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« Reply #8989 on: September 05, 2018, 09:09:37 AM »
Morning Kev it's good to see you bright eyed and bushy tailed. I trust the weather is being extremely kind to you. :crackup :crackup
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« Reply #8990 on: September 05, 2018, 11:14:16 AM »
Morning, Paul. The cats took over the bed and threw me out in the cold.
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« Reply #8991 on: September 05, 2018, 11:28:54 AM »
One can be born free and then be taxed to death.

Some tax loopholes become nooses for the Politicians who flaunt them.

In 'Poli-Speak', a "slight tax increase" will cost you about $30+ per month, while a "substantial tax cut" lowers your taxes by (up to) $30 per year.


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« Reply #8992 on: September 05, 2018, 12:22:29 PM »
The British Football Committee on steroid abuse heard the testimony of six major league
 players this week, including see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no English.

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« Reply #8993 on: September 05, 2018, 01:19:52 PM »
There are many words for being drunk but only one for being sober.
 
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« Reply #8994 on: September 05, 2018, 02:19:11 PM »
It's a bugger when you've got to go outside on a windy day to thaw out. Air-con at work is too cold.

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« Reply #8995 on: September 05, 2018, 03:08:06 PM »
Some sort of activity overhead here... a couple of Police helicopters and multiple aircraft flying over the port area, and ships at anchorage nearby?
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« Reply #8996 on: September 05, 2018, 03:42:47 PM »
Update.. a boat has overturned and sank nearby, 3 rescued, one missing.
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« Reply #8997 on: September 05, 2018, 04:07:55 PM »
Further update.. one of 3 recovered is deceased.
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« Reply #8998 on: September 05, 2018, 05:03:32 PM »
Why did the blonde stop using contraceptive pills?

She complained that they kept falling out.
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« Reply #8999 on: September 05, 2018, 05:17:39 PM »
New name for the PM... Plumb Bob Brown Pants.

Has backflipped on the proposal of forcing people to work till 70 years of age to qualify for the age Pension.

Ummm ... HE was the one who instigated the proposal about ... mmmm ... 5 years ago?

He has more suck than Hoover. Obviously worried at how long he will remain leader.
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