Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5581006 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8527 on:** July 29, 2018, 10:56:48 PM »

Beware of snoops!

I was offered 'Seen Yours' discount the other day, but I was unaware that anyone had been peeking?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8528 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:44:03 PM »

Appears to be a new political Party on the scene. Named Up Yaws.
Must be a new combination of Liberal/Labor, as I hear people
chanting the name of the Party, followed by their choice of leader.

e.g. "UP YAWS BILL SHORTEN!" and "UP YAWS MALCOLM TURNBULL!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8529 on:** July 29, 2018, 11:46:58 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8530 on:** July 30, 2018, 08:02:57 AM »

Chuck Norris...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8531 on:** July 30, 2018, 08:09:06 AM »

Oh shite! .... Chuck Norris has a fidget spinner!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8532 on:** July 30, 2018, 08:12:42 AM »

When Apollo 11 landed on the moon, Chuck Norris showed them where to park.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8533 on:** July 30, 2018, 11:29:42 AM »

Bit of excitement outside my window this morning.. 4 Police cars and 8 officers to take down and arrest one agro ice addict on my driveway.

Bodø · « **Reply #8534 on:** July 30, 2018, 12:21:20 PM »

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8535 on:** July 30, 2018, 12:28:20 PM »

Yes Bodø, and the spinal brace was a pain in the neck.

Phil.S · « **Reply #8536 on:** July 30, 2018, 08:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 30, 2018, 11:29:42 AM

Bit of excitement outside my window this morning.. 4 Police cars and 8 officers to take down and arrest one agro ice addict on my driveway.

when I was leaving home for rally watch the police turn up and kick the door in on the house across the road

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8537 on:** July 31, 2018, 07:31:32 AM »

One hazard of getting older.

Taking an afternoon nap at 3pm, and waking at 6.45 only to discover that it is am, not pm

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8538 on:** July 31, 2018, 10:13:10 AM »

... even worse when this happens 2 days in a row!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8539 on:** July 31, 2018, 10:42:11 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8540 on:** July 31, 2018, 12:51:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8541 on:** July 31, 2018, 12:54:50 PM »

Hmmm... raining with some hail thrown in, and windier than a boiled cabbage sandwich.

I guess there will be no visitors today.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8542 on:** July 31, 2018, 12:59:55 PM »

That comment must have been unappreciated.... now the clouds are growling at me.

Bodø · « **Reply #8543 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:05:37 PM »

Maybe it was your comments about Whyalla and that cloud factory.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8544 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:11:34 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8545 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:13:32 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8546 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:19:59 PM »

Bodø · « **Reply #8547 on:** July 31, 2018, 02:53:04 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 31, 2018, 01:13:32 PM

When I did tour guiding for Japanese tourists in Cairns we got a lot of newlyweds who were loveydovey when they arrived but hated each other's guts by the time I took them to the airport to fly back.

Bodø · « **Reply #8548 on:** July 31, 2018, 02:55:37 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 31, 2018, 01:19:59 PM

Can relate to this as well. Lots of people get on and ask "where does this bus go?" but won't tell you where they want to go.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8549 on:** July 31, 2018, 03:20:52 PM »

The bus driver reminded his passengers over the intercom to that smoking is prohibited.

A baby started crying at his voice.

"Come on kid," the bus driver said "you're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette."

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