Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5576354 times)

Bodø · « **Reply #9350 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:18:52 AM »

Would have preferred an away win.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9351 on:** September 30, 2018, 04:33:03 PM »

Theres a Stairway to Heaven, but a Highway to Hell.

.. Maybe something to do with expected arrivals? ..... Supply and demand, I guess.

alans1100 · « **Reply #9352 on:** September 30, 2018, 04:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Bodø on September 29, 2018, 07:18:08 PM

I guess I can go back to watching real football now.

Is that the game where all the fans try and kill each other?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9353 on:** September 30, 2018, 04:42:50 PM »

@ alan. (almost like AFL, huh?)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9354 on:** September 30, 2018, 04:58:00 PM »

My new phone cost me $84 in 2013, and it does all I need (Ring! ring! - "Hello?")
scammers STILL try to sell me data for it, even tho it is not connected to the internet.

... on prices of new phones.. C'mon now... get real?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9355 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:15:12 PM »

This fence post has seen things that cannot be unseen!

Bodø · « **Reply #9356 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:23:13 PM »

I wooden know.

Gadget · « **Reply #9357 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:04:44 PM »

Wooden I.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9358 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:22:49 PM »

Here's Bodøs wooden 'O'

and of course, Garys' wooden 'I'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9359 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:45:39 PM »

Another blast from the past.

Was reminded about this by tonights 'Sunday Night' program.

Saturday Night, 5th March 1977.
I attended Abba concert at Sidney Myer Music Bowl in Kings Domain, Melbourne.
Had a great night.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9360 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:49:01 PM »

There were about 15,000 people attending, with around the same number outside the fence who couldn't get into the venue.
There was a double concert on Sunday.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9361 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:12:31 AM »

For those CGAF days ... attitude enhancer.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9362 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:17:44 AM »

A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack.
"Please dear, I need help." she said. The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, still on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I'm may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he'll come and help."
"The second hole??? When in the hell is he coming???"
"Hey! I told Ya not to worry!" he said, practice stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."

« **Reply #9363 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:18:29 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 01, 2018, 06:12:31 AM

For those CGAF days ... attitude enhancer.

Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9364 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:59:29 AM »

A wife returning from a fishing trip with her husband was telling her troubles to a neighbor.
"I did everything all wrong again today," she said.
"I talked too loud, I used the wrong bait, I reeled in too soon, and I caught more fish than he did."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9365 on:** October 01, 2018, 11:06:38 AM »

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Bodø · « **Reply #9366 on:** October 01, 2018, 11:11:01 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 01, 2018, 11:06:38 AM

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Like I said, money may not be able to buy happiness but it could buy a lot misery I could learn to live with.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9367 on:** October 01, 2018, 11:20:56 AM »

A spokesperson for Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority told Parliament "We have the toughest drug testing in World sports."

Tony Abbott laughed so hard, human growth hormone shot out his nose!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9368 on:** October 01, 2018, 11:34:39 AM »

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.
It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type.
In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off.
This happened all the way through the film.

After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."
The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. But he told me that the book really stinks!"

Bodø · « **Reply #9369 on:** October 01, 2018, 12:04:21 PM »

Ask him how he explains ʃₐᵇf(x)dx=F(b)-F(a)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9370 on:** October 01, 2018, 12:08:08 PM »

Very cautiously?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9371 on:** October 01, 2018, 12:27:30 PM »

Just got word of a major accident near here.
A Chinese driver at 80 kph on the wrong side of the road has had a head on smash with a truck.
One person has been flown to Melbourne, unknown if driver or passenger.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9372 on:** October 01, 2018, 12:45:15 PM »

Arnold Schwarzenegger is known as 'The Terminator'

Donald Trump will probably be known as 'The One Termer'

Biggles · « **Reply #9373 on:** October 01, 2018, 01:15:58 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 01, 2018, 11:20:56 AM

A spokesperson for Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority told Parliament "We have the toughest drug testing in World sports."

Tony Abbott laughed so hard, human growth hormone shot out his nose!

You're going to be stuck for jokes if Labor gets in. I guess you can focus more on the Trump bile.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #9374 on:** October 01, 2018, 01:19:33 PM »

If Labor gets in, it will be the biggest joke of all, lol.

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