A woman in her 80's was distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of sixty odd years.
She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in, is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart.
Still, she doesn't want to linger, so she called a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is.
He told her to put her first two fingers of her right hand together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of
the first finger just below her left nipple.
The heart, he said, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger.
Later that day, the woman was rushed to the emergency room to have fourteen stitches to her left thigh.
