Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5579283 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8825 on:** August 23, 2018, 11:09:04 AM »

Stay tuned for the latest episode of "Who wants to be a Prime Minister" live on TV news!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8826 on:** August 23, 2018, 11:51:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8827 on:** August 23, 2018, 12:56:18 PM »

Chuck Norris. The only man on earth who can slam a revolving door.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8828 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:27:20 PM »

Afternoon entertainment from my kitchen window, ten minutes ago.

Teen walking past my unit with a dog on a leash.
Stopped walking to text on his phone.
Dog straining at the leash to reach a tree on the footpath.
Gave up, walked back to the owner, cocked his leg and piddled all over the guys trouser legs.

Bloodman · « **Reply #8829 on:** August 23, 2018, 03:57:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8830 on:** August 23, 2018, 04:11:45 PM »

Seems that they are still partying in Canberra... situation normal....

Gadget · « **Reply #8831 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on August 23, 2018, 11:51:02 AM

:ROFL

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8832 on:** August 24, 2018, 02:41:42 AM »

When the PM asked which members were behind him, he obviously failed to check who was armed...

Revenge is a dish best served cold. (snickered Tony Abbott)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8833 on:** August 24, 2018, 12:31:05 PM »

Why does Tony Abbott have such a huge smirk on his face today?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8834 on:** August 24, 2018, 04:07:57 PM »

Well, we have now removed the Chinese influence from our Parliament. (For a while, anyway)

The HUN - TING party has disbanded.

Or was that the LYN - CHING party?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8835 on:** August 24, 2018, 05:17:29 PM »

Blondes' reaction to the news that she was expecting twins.

"Oh great!... I never expected to be pregnant for a year and a half!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8836 on:** August 24, 2018, 05:39:12 PM »

Hmm ?? ... Get many of these customers at your shopping centre?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8837 on:** August 24, 2018, 07:40:21 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8838 on:** August 24, 2018, 07:44:27 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8839 on:** August 24, 2018, 09:29:43 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8840 on:** August 25, 2018, 03:48:02 AM »

I said to Malcolm "Bad day yesterday?"

He replied "Nah!... had a chat with some workmates in the morning, a short meet/interview in the Partyroom after lunch followed by a couple minutes in front of the News cameras, and then went home for the rest of my leadership."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8841 on:** August 25, 2018, 11:06:45 AM »

I share the same ambition today as Malcolm Turnbull.

Neither of us has any valid reason to get out of bed.

Gadget · « **Reply #8842 on:** August 25, 2018, 01:51:56 PM »

Any kid in Australia dreaming of becoming Prime Minister won't have to wait too long. Their turn will come around real soon.

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Gadget · « **Reply #8843 on:** August 25, 2018, 01:52:55 PM »

Alien: Take me to your leader
Australia: Well, see, it's like this....

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8844 on:** August 25, 2018, 01:59:41 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8845 on:** August 25, 2018, 02:13:30 PM »

Gadget · « **Reply #8846 on:** August 25, 2018, 08:49:54 PM »

Stolen.

US: We have the most dysfunctional Government ever.

Australia: Hold my beer.

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Bodø · « **Reply #8847 on:** August 25, 2018, 08:50:45 PM »

Quote from: Gadget on August 25, 2018, 08:49:54 PM

Stolen.

US: We have the most dysfunctional Government ever.
Australia: Hold my beer.

I did like that one and stole it too.

Gadget · « **Reply #8848 on:** August 25, 2018, 08:51:08 PM »

Can Australia have a Dual Nations Prime Minister? Asking for a NZ friend.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8849 on:** August 25, 2018, 08:58:30 PM »

More to the point, can our PM last for a full term of office?

This is the fifth one since june 2013?

News:

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