A young straight couple was in love but they could only afford to get married at a gay church.
They met with their gay pastor to set a date for their wedding.
He asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.
On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church.
The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pants legs to keep his trousers dry.
When he reached the church, his best man rushed him to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.
"Pull your pants down," whispered the pastor.
"Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded.
"I think we would prefer the traditional service!"
